RAW 20-06-06

Raw began with Mr McMahon talking about the past few weeks and what SHOULD have happened to Triple H and that Vince didn’t get what he wanted, he said that tonight was going to get exactly what he wanted, and that tonight there was going to be a reunion of Degeneration-X, but that wasn’t going to happen all there would be is the destruction of Degeneration-X, and if viewers don’t believe him then actions speak louder than words.
Mr McMahon made his way to the ring area but he was stopped by various people along the way:

• The first was a guy holding a chicken, he was told to give it to Mr McMahon, who asked what would he want with a chicken the guy said ‘its not a chicken its a cock, and he was told Mr McMahon likes cocks.’ Mr McMahon wasn’t impressed and he told the guy to tell whoever put him up to it that he wasn’t in the mood.
• The second was an ‘Alien’ Vince again wasn’t impressed, he powerwalked his way forward, and the ‘Alien’ followed Vince doing a great impression of the walk... Until Vince spotted him and stared at the ‘Alien’ till he crept away.
• The worst was yet to come, as Vince was met by 2 ‘male’ dancers, who said they were ‘here and ready’ when Vince asked ‘ready for what’ they said ‘we’re ready to blow your mind’ at which point music started and a 3rd ‘male’ dancer appeared except he was VERY FAT and was wearing just a gold g-string, he started to ‘dance’ up to Vince.......
• He then ran into Dusty Rhodes, and Dusty said ‘you know what you’ve got to do’, and Vince said ‘yes, destroy D-X’ To which Dusty said no, D.V.D the story of the American Dream, you have got to buy one of these, cause I’m selling all over the world, then Dusty saw the ‘male’ dancers and went off to see if they wanted to buy a copy.
• By now Vince was fuming. The last guy he met had a package for him, having delivered it, Vince lost it, he smashed the item out of the guy’s hand and said ‘I’m going to destroy D-X’

Vince finally made it to the ring and he was in a seriously bad mood. He then said he hoped that D-X had, had their fun because he had to words for D-X.... ‘Living Hell’ He then said he was going to take his size 12 shoe, and he was going to take the toe of it and stick it up Vince’s butt, and he was going to take the heel and kick Shawn’s teeth down his throat. Then Shane appeared and told Vince that he had to go as Stephanie McMahon was in labour. Vince didn’t want to leave as he was going to destroy D-X. Shane convinced him to leave, but he wasn’t happy about it. The camera’s followed Vince to the back where The Coach met them, and he told Coach that everything wasn’t good as he was going to leave Coach in charge, and Stephanie always had the worst timing. Then they left.

Video of Torrie at a Photo Shoot for the cover of WWe Magazine.

Torrie Wilson & Maria vs Candice Michelle & Mickie James (c) Bra & Panties Tag Team Match
Ok match, ended when Torrie and Maria were stripped by Mickie James. Candice was celebrating in the ring, but Mickie wasn’t happy about that, and so she then attacked Candice and stripped her as well. Mickie was then walking around the ring, she stole J.R’s cowboy hat, and then a female fan, started shouting at Mickie, so Mickie grabbed her and pulled the fan’s top off.

Charlie Haas vs Viscera
Squash match for Vis, he gave Charlie a chance to appologise, Charlie said that Vis had accepted his appology, last week they went to dinner and then after that she accepted his apology over some ‘pillow talk.’ Which even Lillian was surprissed at, it just enraged Vis, who then destroyed Charlie, until The Spirit Squad came down and attacked them and dumped them out the ring, The Squad then demanded D-X come out. Shawn and Hunter appeared on the Titantron they toook the mickey out of The Squad and said they would come out, but only when they were ready, they then said they had two words for The Squad, the crowd shouted ‘Suck It’ But Hunter said ‘No... They weren’t the words, the words infact were Look Up.’ At which point Green Slime fell from the ring and covered The Squad and the ring.

The Squad caught up with The Coach, who demanded that D-X is taken care of, Coach said that Mr McMahon had a plan for D-X and he would make sure that plan was carried out. The Squad said he’d better or else they would.... Coach then went into Mr McMahon’s office, he met Paul Heyman, Coach said he didn’t have time for this, Coach asked Paul what he wanted. Paul said he had a bus load of ECW stars to rip RAW apart, and all he wanted was a few things. He wanted a match between John Cena and Edge, vs Kurt Angle and RVD on ECW’s show. And tonight he wanted Balls Mahoney vs John Cena live on Raw tonight.

Then they showed the ring crew cleaning up from the D-X slime.

Kane was interviewed by J.R. Kane said he knows who the person is, and that he knows why he is doing it, but then Kane said he was even worse than Kane. Kane appeared scared of this guy, Kane said that he just...he just.... you have no idea.

Umaga vs John McChesney
Squash match, Umaga destroyed him, won the match with the Samoan Spike. Armando then went to talk, but the crowd joined in, Armando wasn’t happy so he left the ring.

Camera’s showed John Cena walking to the ring.

John Cena vs Balls Mahoney
Ok match, (Cena was CHEERED as soon as he came out, people seem to love John WITHOUT the WWe TITLE!!! I don’t think Cena should have another run with the belt.) ended when Cena locked in the ‘STFU’ on  for the submission. [After the match Heyman was in the ring, Cena went to attack him but was attacked himself by Sabu, who threw a chair at him, then drove him through the announcers table, leaving Cena with a cut to above his eye and nasty black eye.]

Review of John Cena being attacked by Sabu.

Snitsky vs Randy Orton
Ok match, ended when Orton hit the ‘RKO’ for the win, [Orton slid past Snitsky and almost missed hitting the RKO as he was to far away from Snitsky to catch him in it.] Jerry Lawler interviewed Orton outside the ring, Randy said he was way more tough than Cena, and that Kurt would find out just how tough he is.

Carlito was in the ring talking about his match and the fact that Coach had heard him making fun of The Squad, and that wasn’t cool, but becoming the ‘New’ Intercontinental Champion now that is cool.

Carlito vs Johnny Nitro & Shelton Benjamin
Ok match, ended when Nitro rolled up Carlito for the win. [After the match, Carlito and Benjamin were still in the ring, Benjamin suddenly turned to attack Carlito but he blocked it and delivered the ‘Back Cracker’ to Shelton.]

Coach entered Mr McMahon’s office but it had been spray painted with D-X slogan’s and the pictures had been changed to show Shane Kissing Vince’s butt and Vince getting Pedigreed and his butt showing, Hunter asked Shawn if that was what each picture showed he replied ‘It is.’ The cover of the magazine with Vince had been drawn on Hunter asked who would do such a thing, Shawn replied ‘It is.’ Hunter looked at Shawn who just shrugged his shoulders! Coach said that he was sure they had heard of the plan, and that it was to make sure D-X’s first night back together was a good one... Limo’s, First Class Accommodation. Hunter said they had been looking for first class accommodation, and this was perfect, so why don’t they sit and watch the rest of the show.

Maria interviewed Eugene, he said he almost didn’t recognise her, cause he had seen her in her bra and panties and she is pretty. Maria then went to talk about Hacksaw, and Eugene would fight Umaga... Then out came Rob Conway, who took the mickey out of Eugene and Hacksaw, Eugene then snapped and attacked Rob Conway.

Review of all the matches at Vengeance.

Camera’s went back to Mr McMahon’s office. D-X began teasing Coach about buying the PPV. Coach said that if they had anything else planned and that messing with Coach is like messing with Mr McMahon, D-X said sorry and they would go and think about it, Coach said he was glad they accepted where he was coming from. They shook hands, but Hunter didn’t let go, and then they slammed him through a wall, pulled down his trousers, exposing his butt (coaching was wearing a g-string) Shawn asked what kinda of man wears that... Hunter looked a little embarrassed. Then they spray painted his butt with the letters D-X, except Shawn’s D was backwards, which Hunter pointed out. Then as they left Hunter said, ‘I told you he was an ass!’

Rory and Robbie McAlister, The Highlanders did a video promo

Edge vs Rick Flair
Ok match, ended when Edge hit ‘The Spear’ for the win, after Foley had caught Flair with the ‘Mandible Claw’. [Foley was going commentary and said his match at Vengeance was going to be his worst ever, he was going to ‘stink the place out.’ Lita got involved in the match as did Foley.]

The Squad got a group of wrestlers together to come out to the ring to attack the D-X.

D-X came out to the ring, then let it be known that it was them who got Vince to leave with a ‘fake Stephanie labour’ story. They talked about who got he pregnent, Hunter was talking about how he must be hung down to.... At which point Shawn cut him off. And went into a PPV plug about facing The Spirit Squad at Vengeance, then 5 midget wrestlers came out dressed like the Spirit Squad and went to attack D-X, but D-X fought them off, Hunter asked Shawn in that was his idea.... Shawn said ‘yes, I thought it would be funny’ Hunter said ‘It was funny, but it came up a little short for D-X Standards’ then Hunter said he’d been thinking of a similar idea, but his was a little bit different. Then out came 4 ‘female’ cheerleaders, Shawn guessed what Hunter meant and blindfolded himself. After the cheerleaders had done their routine, Hunter said they were ‘the breast’ cheerleaders ever, he asked if their bra’s were underwired, they look a bit uncomfortable feel free to take them off.... But the real Spirit Squad came out with the group of wrestlers they had gathered, however as the Squad walked down, the rest of the wrestlers walked away leaving them on their own. Two of the Squad got in the ring, but they got beat up by D-X. The rest of the Squad dragged them out of the ring. The midgets came back in and stood in front of D-X. Hunter said ‘In case you girls have forgotten, we a Degeneration-X and a Vengeance you will get your asses handed to you D-X style, but until then we got two words for you. The midgets then mooned the Squad, and across their butts was written SUCK IT’